Lemon curd tart in a puff pastry shell. Poached lemons. Bastard clotted cream (a la cream and sour cream…). Toasted almonds. #mxcooks #pastry
Sharkeisha’s older sister
damn…she threw a table and CAUGHT a freakin chair.
Don’t fuck with fat girls. Did you forget how strong we are?
i… love sex? just trying to post some relatable content
jingle bells bat person cries bird egg car lost wheel joker katy perry
This is perfect
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence